The (Slightly Dramatic but Totally Necessary) Liability Waiver
Before you buckle up, let’s make sure we’re all on the same page — legally and humorously. By signing below, you’re agreeing that you’ve read, understood, and accepted everything that follows.
Close Proximity to Driver
You’ll be very close to the driver — like, “small talk or awkward silence” close. Our rides are built for one passenger only, so no trunk adventures, rooftop joyrides, or hitchhikers hiding in the glovebox.
Whiplash Warning
If you feel a sudden urge to reenact an action movie scene, please resist. Quick stops, sharp turns, or sudden excitement may cause mild whiplash. Stay seated, stay cool, and maybe stretch your neck later.
Gift Bag Goodness
Because we care — your ride includes a small survival kit: supercharged water (for hydration), a touch of perfume (for elevation), and wipes (for anything else that needs salvation).
No Complaints, No Refunds, No Drama
If the experience wasn’t your cup of tea, maybe think of it as an espresso shot — short, strong, and unforgettable. Complaints, refunds, or mood swings aren’t part of the package. Keep it classy; bad vibes may result in an early exit (alternate transport will be provided if needed).
Liability Disclaimer (a.k.a. the Serious Part)
We love our riders, but we can’t take responsibility for injuries, discomfort, or any daring poses you attempt during the ride. You ride at your own risk, with your own sense of adventure.
Right to Remove Riders
We reserve the right to say, “That’s enough fun for today,” and remove any passenger who crosses the line. Replacement transport will be arranged, but the story — that’s all yours.
By signing below, you acknowledge that you’re fully aware of these terms and agree not to hold the company liable for any physical, emotional, or cosmic consequences of this ride.
